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CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED !! > > T'was the night before
Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. > He cussed out the elves
and threw down his list. > Miserable little brats,
ungrateful little jerks. > I have a good mind to
scrap the whole works. > > I've busted my ass for
damn near a year. > Instead of "Thanks Santa"
- what do I hear? > The old lady bitches
cause I work late at night... > The elves want more money
- The reindeer all fight. > > Rudolph got drunk and
goosed all the maids. > Donner is pregnant and
Vixen has AIDS. > And just when I thought
that things would get better, > Those assholes from IRS
sent me a letter. > > They say I owe taxes - if
that ain't damn funny. > Who the hell ever sent
Santa Claus any money? > And the kids these days -
they all are the pits. > They want the impossible
...Those mean little sh*ts. > > I spent a whole year
making wagons and sleds, > Assembling dolls...Their
arms, legs and heads, > I made a ton of yoyo's -
No request for them... > They want computers and
robots...they think I'm IBM. > > Flying through the
air...dodging the trees, > Falling down chimneys and
skinning my knees. > I'm quitting this
job...there's just no enjoyment. > I'll sit on my fat ass
and draw unemployment. > > There's no Christmas this
year...now you know the reason... > I found me a blonde. I'm
going SOUTH for the season! >
